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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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