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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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