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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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