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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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