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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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