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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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