QuotaBillsI'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson
When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies