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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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