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Bubba's last shower: Water and Electricity don’t mix!

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to become a perfect conductor when replacing a burned out lightbulb

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motion detector in the shower? Better keep moving or it'll get dark before you electrocute yourself...

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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