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Shakespeare - The Early Years

Inspiration for a spot o' Macbeth

Shakespeare - The Early Years thanks to Mel Hardman

'Out, damned spot! out, I say!' - Macbeth Act V, Scene I

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

A poem begins with a lump in the throat. - Robert Frost

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

She moved like a poem and smiled like a sphinx. - Laini Taylor

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people. - Adrian Mitchell

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes