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Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


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