#1 humor site on the 'net

Server Tray

Freeing up a hand in the kitchen

Server Tray thanks to Diane Baugh

QuotaBills
An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Platitude: and idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. - H L Mencken

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


Coffee Morning

WrenchWare

Pushing The Envelope

Social Media Explained

Pumping Services

Turn Into Lanes

Bull Squirrel

Sleep With Us

One Tough Lady!

Meep Meep

Just Thinking

Boneless Bananas

Fallen Heroes

Best Way To Honor The Fallen

Veterans Day Holiday

Life of Freedom and Peace

It's A Pittance Of Time

Patriot Blood

Juvenile Storage

Senior Wheelies

Dysfunctional Veteran

9 Month Scale

Young Who Suffer

Booger Queen