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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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