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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. - Tom Stoppard

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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