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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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