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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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