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Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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