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Roo Cam

How to spot a tourist in Australia

Roo Cam thanks to Roy Taylor

Where tourists and Kangaroos sometimes see eye to eye

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The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

I've been doing little dances in movies for years. Yeah, that was an amazing chance. You know, at my age to be able to do a music dance video, very unusual. - Christopher Walken

It is in the national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. - Anthony Albanese

A neighborhood friend showed me how it was possible to go to a camera shop and pick up chemicals for pennies... literally... and develop your own film and make prints. - Leonard Nimoy

I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. - Anais Nin

Years ago - in the 70s, for about a decade - I carried a camera every place I went. And I shot a lot of pictures that were still life and landscape, using available light. - Leonard Nimoy

My dream concept is that I have a camera and I am trying to photograph what is essentially invisible. And every once in a while I get a glimpse of her and I grab that picture. - Leonard Nimoy

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - Geoffrey Cottrell

According to a new survey, Germans are the best-behaved tourists in the world. It's only when they march into your country and want to stay forever, that's when it gets testy. - Jay Leno

When videotape came so a lot of movies that I do have a kind of afterlife in video. Things where movies that I do would come and go; they still come and go but you can go rent them and see them on TV. - Christopher Walken


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