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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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