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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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