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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

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