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A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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