Hey Mon - Rastafarian Restaurant Renovation!
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton