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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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