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No More Arguing

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. - James Harvey Robinson

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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