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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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