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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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