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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

This is a wonderful day. I've never seen this one before. - Maya Angelou

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Sir Edmund Hillary

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

Every day that you haven't learned something new is a wasted day. - Joe-kster

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals. - Unknown

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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