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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Do one thing every day that scares you. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. - Gertrude Stein

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those changes that would make all the difference. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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