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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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