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Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel

What happened after Moses took his medicine

Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel thanks to Mel Hardman

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

For every Pharoah there is a Moses. - Idries Shah

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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