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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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