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Looking Small

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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill


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