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Long-Legged Bike Owner

'On a bicycle made for two' - too high

Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs. - Elbert Hubbard

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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