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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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