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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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