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Reaching for the impossible

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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