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Reaching for the impossible

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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