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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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