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Ice Hand

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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