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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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