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How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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