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Her Casket

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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