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Head Path

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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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