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Gradiation

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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