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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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