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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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