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Gradiation

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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