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Gradiation

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Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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