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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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