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Global Worming

Greenhouse effect pops up throughout Europe

Global Worming thanks to Mel Hardman

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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