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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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