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Giant Step For Mankind

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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