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Giant Step For Mankind

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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