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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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