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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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