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Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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