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Flood Games

Electricity + Water = Electrocu-sons

Flood Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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