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Flood Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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