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Fireman Poster Boy

Putting out fires one small fry at a time

Fireman Poster Boy thanks to Mike King

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the "ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome." You must be willing to fire. - T. Boone Pickens

There was something in her, something that was... pure horror. Everything you were supposed to watch out for. Heights, fire, shards of glass, snakes, Everything that his mom tried so hard to keep him safe from. - John Ajvide Lindqvist

If you want to measure the temperature of an organization, just stick a thermometer in the mouth of the leader. If he's on fire, the organization will be on fire. If he's a cold fish, the organization is a dead dive. - Pat Williams

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. - Thomas Mann


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