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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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