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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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Cyclist Mailbox

Tearable Puns

Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

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Cow Photobomb

Commas Save Lives

Never Give Up

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The Domino's Effect

Outdoor Pool

Wedding Pound Cake