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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle


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