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Marry money. - Max Shulman

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill


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