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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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