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Childhood Obesity

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Childhood Obesity thanks to Diane Baugh

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell


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