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Cheerful Trees

Winter smileys on a stroll in the park

Cheerful Trees thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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