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British Survey

And the survey says...

British Survey thanks to Mike King

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Voting is a civic sacrament. - Theodore Hesburgh

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions. - Confucius

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

But I was afraid of the questions (much more than the accusations) you might both put to me. - J.D. Salinger

Questions confine answers. When there are no longer questions, answers are no longer bound by them. - Lao Tzu

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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