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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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