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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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