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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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