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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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