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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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