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Bed Equalizer

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Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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