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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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