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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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