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Bad Feather Day

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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