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Bad Feather Day

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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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