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Bad Feather Day

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal


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