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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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