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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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