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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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