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The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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