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Little Johnny's 'Wait - Lifting' tips

Baby Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown


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