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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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