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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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