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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies


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