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Abbey Road

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the Joe-kster catches up with the Beatles on their Abbey Road 50th Anniversary

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder. - George Harrison

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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