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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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