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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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