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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

No man is a hero to his own valet. - Unknown

A man that is afraid is never a man. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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