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Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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